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Vegas Baby! Let’s go!

Posted by gottabkd on Friday, August 19, 2011

Let’s go to Vegas!

That’s right you + me… lol 😉

Well, actually if you enter this contest and you win, I too will win the same trip.
How cool is that?

daily dealsSo here it is, the low down:

What: 2 (two) Grand Prizes of 1 (one) 2 (two) night stay at Caesar’s Palace (or suitable substitution) value not exceeding $2,000 CAD, maximum occupancy is 4.
Air fare for 4 (four) to Las Vegas value not exceeding $3,000 CAD.
Once the winner has been confirmed, the exact dates of travel must be confirmed within 60 days.

When: Competition closes 1st September 2011 at midnight. Winners will be randomly drawn from all entries by a third party and contacted via email registered by 12pm EST the 3rd September 2011

Who: Canadians only. Residents of Quebec are not eligible (sorry, I don’t make the rules)

How: One entry valid per person and must be 21yrs or older (It’s Vegas baby, you must be legal or have consent)

Sponsor: The promoter of this campaign is Teambuy.ca

The rules and regulations can be found here please read them!

Till Next Time…..

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Anderson Cooper vs Depardieu

Posted by gottabkd on Thursday, August 18, 2011

Not sure which is funnier.

The fact that a famous french actor pees on a plane while remaining in his seat or CNN’s @AndersonCooper ‘s take on the incident…

Watch here to see what I mean…

Wow, Anderson was correct when he said it would be uploaded to YouTube, and I wonder if he knew it would be re-posted over and over again.
It’s way more interesting to see him lose it to giggles and funnier than the actual story.
To see Anderson crack up makes me LOVE him even more.

Oh well, no one is perfect Anderson and at least you got the laughing fit out of the bag…
*Nice recomposing of yourself  though*

Till Next Time…..

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1 kilo of poop!

Posted by gottabkd on Thursday, August 18, 2011

Drunk taster

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position..
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”
“That’s correct”, said the boss.

Another glass. “It’s red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels.”
“Correct.”

A third glass. ”It’s champagne, high grade and exclusive” calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll name the father!”

O_o

THIS WISDOM IS VALUABLE !

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… And those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. Yuck!

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,  than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service!

Till Next Time…..

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Ever felt this way?

Posted by gottabkd on Wednesday, June 15, 2011

I received this by email and well, I am sure some people have felt this way… at least once in their lives…. go ahead, have a chuckle….

Dear  Tide:

Tide

Removes it all

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me
it was the best.
Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!
I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative.

Then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief!
Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once again,  for having a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write to the Hefty bag people.

Big Bags Hefty

Stuff it all in

Um… it’s a joke people so please do not write me or call the police on anyone’s behalf… no persons were harmed in the writing of this post, although, I feel many women (or men) often feel this way at times… so not haters in the comments and if you cannot behave, your comments will be deleted….
Cheers…

Till Next Time…..

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