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1 kilo of poop!

Posted by gottabkd on Thursday, August 18, 2011

Drunk taster

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position..
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”
“That’s correct”, said the boss.

Another glass. “It’s red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels.”
“Correct.”

A third glass. ”It’s champagne, high grade and exclusive” calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll name the father!”

O_o

THIS WISDOM IS VALUABLE !

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… And those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. Yuck!

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,  than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service!

Till Next Time…..

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