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On Giving 100%

Posted by gottabkd on Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%
Well, here are some calculations that might prove to be useful:
If:
A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z

is represented by:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 respectively,

Then:

H         A            R            D        W         O         R          K

8          1            18            4        23        15       18        11    =   98%


K         N            O         W            L        E        D         G       E

11        14          15          23        12        5        4         7        5   =  96%

But:
 

A         T            T            I            T            U            D         E

1          20          20          9            20          21           4        5    =   100%

And:

B          U            L               L             S      H        I         T

2          21            12            12            19    8        9         20  =   103%

So, it stands to reason that, to achieve 100%, hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you!

A         S        S         K       I        S        S       I       N       G

1          19      19       11      9       19      19     9      14      7   =    127%

Ha Ha think about it…. Till Next Time…. Tags: , , , ,

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