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Happy Friday and Giving 100%.

Posted by gottabkd on Friday, May 4, 2007

Happy Friday everyone. As the weekend is upon us and my site is still a bit of a mess, I decided to give you something to think about. For all you numbers people you too may also find this interesting.

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? Are they really?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more from you than 100% you may be accustomed to giving, all this while doing more than your fair share of work. In fact if your like everyone else in the corporate world, you may be doing a job that last year required two or three people to do in order to get the same amount of work completed.

Well, if your into numbers, here are some calculations that might prove to be useful:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented by:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 respectively,

Then the following must be true:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But if:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And:

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that, to achieve 100%, hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you!

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 127%

Happy Friday! Have a great weekend.

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